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A woman invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to her six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?"  "I wouldn't know what to say," the little girl replied. "Just say what you hear Mommy say," the mother said.
The little girl bowed her head and said: "Dear Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"
--via Charles Laine Franklin, TN


A pastor was speaking to a group of second-graders about the resurrection of Jesus when one student asked, "What did Jesus say right after He came out of the grave?  The pastor explained that the Gospels do not tell us what He said.  The hand of one little girl shot up. "I know what He said: He said, 'Tah-dah!'"  
— via Andy Fisher Denville, NJ
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