A 'Funny' Lamb cake my granddaughter and I found online
A preacher’s sermon went on endlessly. One man got up and walked out of the church. He came back near the end of the service.The pastor greeted him on his way out. “Clarence,” the pastor said, “I noticed you left during my sermon and then later came back. Are you feeling okay?”
“Sure,” Clarence said, “I’m okay. I just went out to get a haircut.”
“Why didn’t you do that before you came to church?” the pastor asked.
“I didn’t need it then,” Clarence replied.
—via Mildred Katzell Medford,NJ
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A Sunday school teacher said to a little boy in her class: “So your mother says your prayers for you every night at bedtime. That’s very nice. What does she say?”
“Thank God he’s in bed!” the little boy replied.
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Sign outside Struthers (OH) Presbyterian Church:
“Honk if you love Jesus –
Text while driving if you’d like to meet Him!”
—via Maria White
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All of the above courtesy "The Joyful Noiseletter" Aug-Sept 2010 with permission via paid subscription http://www.joyfulnoiseletter.com/?2623ac88
Rev. Barb Sexton
http://www.dearoneshealingministry.blogspot.com/
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