Well, it turns out 'church' is actually good for things other than the holidays like Easter and Christmas and WEDDINGS are one of them. Whooda thunk it? Since we are fast approaching the 'wedding season', I am starting off here with a "DOHM Wedding Series" of stories, information, etc relating to this fine topic. If you have an upcoming marriage you would like to have featured here at http://www.dearoneshealingministry.blogspot.com/ ... just let me know by emailing me at BarbaraKSexton@aol.com.
Now on to a few jokes : )
Sign outside an Ormond-by-the-Sea, FL, church: “There are some questions that can’t be answered by Google.”
Sign outside Covenant Moravian Church, York, PA:
"Now open between Christmas and Easter.” —via Duane Zwiers, No. St. Paul, MN
Sign outside Covenant Moravian Church, York, PA:
“Come early for a good back seat.” —via Rev. Dean Jurgen
FOR THE GALS:
A pastor met a woman at whose wedding he had officiated years ago. “And does your husband always live up to the promises he made during his courtship days?” the pastor asked.
“He sure does,” she snapped. “In those days he kept saying he wasn’t good enough for me, and he has been proving it ever since.”
—Tal Bonham
AND IN THE SPIRIT OF BEING 'FAIR AND BALANCED'...
FOR THE GUYS:
“By all means, marry. If you get
a good wife, you’ll become happy;
if you get a bad one, you’ll become
a philosopher.” —Socrates
All jokes aside, we are entering the exciting nuptial season and we wish all happy and excited couples the best of everything as they prepare for their big day. And we wish the same for their lucky parents, wedding attendants, families and friends. Weddings, as with other major milestones in life, provide an opportunity to savor the journey as much as the destination...if only we remember and take care to do so!
God Bless you on your way and may He help you get everything needed done for a perfect day and for a perfect union.
Rev Barbara Sexton
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Reverend Barb says, "THEY BOTH HAVE REALLY GOOD STUFF! "
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