"Czech This Video Out: Semjr se zrodila irského tance" By Reverend Barbara Sexton "Biblický Biochemik-li se věda setkává s kříže"

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Dear Ones:
     It is my belief that if all the world shared the delightful spirit of this video posted by Semjr (Youtube Channel LINK: http://www.youtube.com/user/sejmr )...we'd have nothing but 'world peace' and many good laughs.
     Semjr's  "Lordi jinak" translates to "Lordi otherwise", this parody of Michael Flatley's "Lord of the Dance" 
     Youtube poster 'Semjr' description says 'Pro zasmani...' which in English means "for a laugh" and he's not kidding.  Do check out the multi-lingual comments at the link above and add one of your own if you'd like.  You can use this Czech-to-English Google Translator LINK: http://translate.google.com/#auto   This Translator can translate any number of languages and also has an extremely useful 'detect language' feature on the top left of the list of languages.
     Originally, this video was sent to me by good old 'Uncle Charlie' in email (please pray for him and his broken hip) with the comment: "How the Irish Dance Was Born"
     U.C. sent it with the comment, "Could not resist forwarding this. Happy New Year", knowing full well that my husband is 'Irish'.     There is so much 'good' in life to enjoy and God is so good to provide us with a rich global diversity if only we can learn to appreciate it with love, mirth and good-will.
     And so to Semjr, I say, "Děkuji Vám za zaslání této nádherné video. "Blahoslavení pokojní, neboť oni budou nazváni dětmi Božími." Matouš 5:09 (NIV) Bůh požehnat vám za připomenutí všech národů sjednocující a léčivá síla hudby, veselí a dobré-bude. S láskou v Kristu, ctihodný Barbara Sexton 'Drazí léčení ministerstvo'
     Trans: Thank you for posting this delightful video. "Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called children of God." Matthew 5:9 (NIV) God Bless You for reminding all nations of the unifying and healing power of music, mirth and good-will. With Love in Christ, Reverend Barbara Sexton 'Dear Ones Healing Ministry'
God Bless & Keep You Today & Always
Reverend Barbara Sexton
"The Biblical Biochemist-Where Science Meets the Cross"
www.DearOnesHealingMinistry.blogspot.com

"A Christmas 'Laugh' For Today" Posted By Reverend Barbara Sexton 'The Biblical Biochemist-Where Science Meets the Cross"

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From 'e-mail.
We ALL need a little laugh once in a while...
(Thanks Uncle Charlie for sending this along!)
    When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure.
     Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.
     When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.
     Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.
     Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drunk all the cider and hidden the liquor.. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.
     Just then the doorbell rang, and an irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.
The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?'
     And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.
    
     Not a lot of people know this.
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Even in the 'best and worst' of the holiday season, let us all remember to keep our senses of humor and be able to put things into perspective.  This I pray for YOU, dear ones!
With Love in Christ,
Reverend Barbara Sexton
"The Biblical Biochemist-Where Science Meets the Cross"
www.DearOnesHealingMinistry.blogspot.com

'Suzipoo Issues Allergy Alert on Undeclared Allergen in Lobster Poo' By Reverend Barbara Sexton "The Biblical Biochemist-Where Science Meets the Cross"

"Anything living in the water that does not have fins and scales is to be detestable to you."                      Leviticus 11:12 (NIV)

http://www.fda.gov/Safety/Recalls/ucm226918.htm

(Note: this is an actual FDA recall.  No need to ask how I came across it : )

Suzipoo Issues Allergy Alert on Undeclared Allergen in Lobster Poo

Contact:
Sue Pollard
207-251-0523
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE - September 22, 2010 - Suzipoo Ogunquit, Maine is voluntarily recalling Suzipoo Lobster Poo, 4 oz bags, because it may contain undeclared peanuts. People who have an allergy or severe sensitivity run the risk of serious or life-threatening allergic reaction if they consume these products.


The product is in a small plastic bag with a red bow on the bag and the label on the front reads. "Lobster Poo" – Slogan – I went to Maine and here's the scoop I came back home with Lobster Poop.


Product was distributed to three retail stores in Maine from August 1-August 18, 2010. Each store has been visited and product labeling has been corrected. Ten- 4 oz. bags may be incorrectly labeled.


No illnesses have been reported to date.


The recall was initiated after it was discovered that product (burnt red peanuts) was distributed in packaging that did not reveal the presence of peanuts.


Consumers who have purchased the product are urged to return it to the place of purchase for a refund. Consumers with questions may contact the company at 1-207-251-0523.

     Alright.  I will admit that the life of anyone working in 'regulatory affairs' in the food and drug industries can be and often is a rather pedantic and even boring one.
     Then, once in a while something like this comes along.   An amusement,perhaps, to the overseer, but NOT much fun for anyone who happens to be allergic to peanuts.
     Apparently, the product is not really 'lobster poo', though neither is it labeled as 'the burnt red peanuts' that it actually is.
     For those whose faith impels them to subscribe to the rules laid out in Leviticus of the Old Testament,  I'm pretty sure that the lobster and any actual lobster poo both fall under the same dietary restriction.
     That would be my pronouncement, anyway.
Blessings,
Reverend Barbara Sexton
"The Biblical Biochemist-Where Science Meets the Cross"
http://www.dearoneshealingministry.blogspot.com/

'Truths For Mature Humans' Posted by Reverend Barbara Sexton www.DearOnesHealingMinistry.blogspot.com

No--NOT everyone has an 'Uncle Charlie', but I do and  he's very kind and FUNNY and sends great emails. 
Thanks from Rev. Barb

Firebird  in pool : (

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Truths For Mature Humans

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. I am adding that you have to clear out the night stand drawer and find and get rid of all power tools!!!

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.

14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.

17. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

18. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?

19. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

20. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

21. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

22. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time!


The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974.

That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.

Ladies.....Quit Laughing.

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'Rev. Barb Joke Corner Original: A Tea Party Joke' By Reverend Barbara Sexton "The Biblical Biochemist-Where Science Meets the Cross" & TEA PARTY PATRIOT

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A FUNNY TEA PARTY JOKE
I think
by Rev. Barb

Sooooo.....The other day my husband says, "You've been working too hard lately.  Why don't you take a night off and we'll go out for some dinner and dancing?"
     Not one to turn down a terrific invitation like that, I say, "Sure...Why not?"
     So we go to a local place we like, order dinner and while waiting for it, hubby and I get up to dance and he accidentally steps on my toe.
      I couldn't HELP myself.
     I couldn't help myself and YELPED--

(wait for it.....).....)

(wait for it... : P~~~...)

"HEY, WOULD YOU MIND 

 NOT TREADING ON ME???"

And that's all I've got for now.
And if you're lucky, I won't come up with any more : )

Rev. Barb

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'Cowboys' Ten Commandments' Posted By Reverend Barbara Sexton "The Biblical Biochemist-Where Science Meets the Cross"

   Dear Ones:  
     Given all the anti-Judeo-Christian, anti-USA targeting we've been exposed to...I thought it would be a good idea to concentrate on some good old 'AMERICANA'. 
     We are strong people and excellent at overcoming that which others intend to use for harm.
     Enjoy this 'little take' (thanks 'CHAS' once again ) on part of our great heritage.
With Love in Christ,
Reverend Barbara Sexton
"The Biblical Biochemist-Where Science Meets the Cross"
www. DearOnesHealingMinistry.blogspot.com
    
                                                                                          

COWBOYS' TEN COMMANDMENTS

(1) Just one God.

(2) Honor yer Ma & Pa.

(3) No telling tales or gossipin'.

(4) Git yourself to Sunday meeting.

(5) Put nothin' before God.

(6) No foolin' around with another fellow's gal.

(7) No killin'.

(8) Watch yer mouth.

(9) Don't take what ain't yers.

(10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff.

Y'all git all that?

Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth.

'Dr. Seuss For Tea Partiers' Posted By Reverend Barbara Sexton "The Biblical Biochemist-Where Science Meets the Cross"

DR. SEUSS!!!

I do not like this Uncle Sam,

I do not like his health care scam.

I do not like these dirty crooks,

or how they lie and cook the books.

I do not like when Congress steals,

I do not like their secret deals.

I do not like this speaker Nan ,

I do not like this 'YES, WE CAN'.

I do not like this spending spree---

I'm smart, I know that nothing's free.

I do not like your smug replies,

when I complain about your lies.

I do not like this kind of hope.

I do not like it. nope, nope, nope!

Go green - recycle Congress in 2010!

From email THANK YOU, UC, YOU! 
Love,
Barb

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'A SENIOR MOMENT JOKE FOR YOU' Posted By Reverend Barbara Sexton www.DearOnesHealingMinistry.blogspot.com

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During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, "How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in an old age home?"

"Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No" he said. "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want
a bed near the window?"

ARE YOU GOING TO PASS THIS ON … OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE? : )
Blessings, Rev. Barb
www.DearOnesHealingMinistry.blogspot.com

"Maxine Waters' Socialist OOPSIE" Posted By Reverend Barbara Sexton "The Biblical Biochemist-Where Science Meets the Cross"

Dear Ones:
     This Maxine Waters video in a not-so-oldie from Mar 13, 2009.  I want you to watch this and KEEP IT IN MIND as we enter the next election cycle.
     Pass this along and bookmark it.  I think it needs way more exposure than it's received to date.  Thank you and God Bless you!
Reverend Barbara Sexton
"Your Tea Party Patriot Pastor"
http://www.dearoneshealingministry.blogspot.com/

       OOPSIE!!!

(DON'T BLAME ME-

I'M JUST THE MESSENGER!)

http://www.videosurf.com/video/maxine-waters-d-slip-of-the-tongue-reveals-true-intentions-socialism-for-america-63663355

"I SAY NOT GOD DAMN AMERICA, BUT GOD BLESS AMERICA"
Please join me and help to HEAL our FINE NATION!--Rev. Barb
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'A Man Was Driving Down The Road & Ran Out of Gas..' Posted By Reverend Barbara Sexton "The Biblical Biochemist-Where Science Meets the Cross"

 

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A man was driving down the road and ran out of gas. Just at that moment, a bee flew in his window.

The bee said, 'What seems to be the problem?'
'I'm out of gas,' the man replied.

The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his gas tank. After a few minutes, the bees flew out.

'Try it now,' said one bee.

The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up. 'Wow!' the man exclaimed, 'what did you put in my gas tank'?

The bee answered,


Wait for it.wait for it..

You're just going to love this.

     I see you smiling    

Jokes You Can Tell In Church By Reverend Barbara Sexton www.DearOnesHealingMinistry.blogspot.com

A 'Funny' Lamb cake my granddaughter and I found online

A preacher’s sermon went on endlessly. One man got up and walked out of the church. He came back near the end of the service.

The pastor greeted him on his way out. “Clarence,” the pastor said, “I noticed you left during my sermon and then later came back. Are you feeling okay?”

“Sure,” Clarence said, “I’m okay. I just went out to get a haircut.”

“Why didn’t you do that before you came to church?” the pastor asked.

“I didn’t need it then,” Clarence replied.
                        —via Mildred Katzell Medford,NJ
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A Sunday school teacher said to a little boy in her class: “So your mother says your prayers for you every night at bedtime. That’s very nice. What does she say?”
“Thank God he’s in bed!” the little boy replied.
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Sign outside Struthers (OH) Presbyterian Church:
“Honk if you love Jesus –
Text while driving if you’d like to meet Him!”
                                —via Maria White
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Rev. Barb Sexton
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Reverend Barbara Sexton
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Natural Asthma Treatments-Part Two 'Your Hope & The Gameplan' By Rev Barbara Sexton "The Biblical Biochemist-Where Science Meets the Cross" www.DearOnesHealingMinistry.blogspot.com

hello Graphic Comments Dear Ones:     
     Asthma is a very common 'condition'.  Sometimes it is sporadic, with episodes being triggered, perhaps, by exposure to certain foods or odd air-borne allergens, such as fiber particles or certain 'dusts'.  Sometimes it is 'chronic'...or can become chronic...depending upon what is done or not done, what is 'taken' or not taken.  Sadly, sometimes asthma medications and treatments contribute to this revolving door effect.  Anyone who is 'inhaler dependent' or has a child who is, knows the uncertainty and discomfort this causes.  Pretty much, one's life revolves around "THE INHALER"

      The body is a complex 'reactor' to environmental triggers.  Unfortunately, lung tissue is easily 'sensitized' to react and once one has an asthma attack under certain conditions, it is likely that the same thing will occur under similar conditions.  This is analogous to the phenomenon where hives on the skin tend to recur with the right trigger at the very same place(s) they did before...as any person with sensitive skin knows only too well.
     Knowing these things can lead patients to be very anxious about going about their daily lives.  And stress like that only makes any asthmatic/allergic responses even  worse than they already are.  What nature intends as a means of 'closing out foreign invaders' (the closing of one's airways) goes into overdrive and can literally kill us!  The inflammatory response (the welts and wheals) of a dermatitis meant to gobble up and neutralize environmental irritants/allergens can go too far, producing  itchy, painful, open, weeping sores subsequently vulnerable to microbial and other infection and for what?  Our body's original defense mechanisms unchecked can actually be our undoing!



     Here's an example of what I mean above:  Let's say one develops a bad allergic dermatitis of some kind that is starting to look 'infected'.  The standard-of-care traditionally is to administer oral and topical steroids as well as an antibiotic, which hopefully is 'the right one' for the infection presenting. 
     The problem is that while the steroids will prompt the body to 'stop with the welt and wheal immune response', this also means that the body will not be able to use it's immune system to battle the incipient skin infection.  There's no time to wait for culture results for the infection, so an 'educated guess' of best antibiotic is made.  This is called 'prescribing empirically'.   
     If the wrong antibiotic is prescribed, that's a problem.  Worse yet, imagine if an allergy to a particular antibiotic kicks in here as well.  Now the physician will have to counteract that as well as whatever triggered the original reaction and the infection must be taken care of.  And in the worst-case scenario, after enough steroid and antibiotic use, the kidneys will be severely affected, at which point an infected dermatitis is the least of the patient's concerns...An unhappy set of circumstances, indeed.
     Don't get me wrong.  Steroids are great when you need them in an emergency.  But chronic use of steroids is never without inherent dangers, you should know.
     Traditional Medicine will always try stronger and stronger medications and treatments as needed.  While averting an immediate crisis, this constant upgrading of medical care can lead to a worsening of reactivity long-term..  The goal of traditional medicine is 'pound it all down' (if you can't 'kill it',  'cut it off' or reroute around it, that is).  Many times this works and the patient is satisfied with this type of treatment.
     Alternative Medicine takes a different approach, however.  The goal of Alternative Medicine is to help 'regulate, tamper down, desensitize and support' the body, so that it can act and react as our Creator intended.  Perhaps a personal story will illustrate this best.






     I was reared and trained with all things traditional in the biomedical community.  I chose cancer research over patient care, being most comfortable at the lab bench, truth be told, which is kind of ironic considering what I do now.
     I still subscribed to a traditional biomedical mentation when my daughter was born and it was determined that she had one of the first cases of an 'Epstein-Barr variant'.  Back then, we couldn't 'do' advanced  virological serotyping easily.  All we knew back then was that the Epstein-Barr virus causes 'mono', as well as some other poorly understood 'syndromes'. 
     Nowadays, what my daughter had is known as 'chronic fatigue syndrome' (CFS) with a whole group of immune system problems resulting in lowered immunity.  My poor baby was sick all the time and missing lots of school.  After one particularly scary grade-school hospitalization (her throat had closed up and she was unable to drink or eat) with high fever, she lived, I am convinced, because she got hydrated and her body simply fought back.  Our poor pediatrician did the best he could prescribing erythromycin (what good is an antibiotic against a virus?) for lack of anything else to try and that was when I had my epiphany:
INSTEAD OF JUST TRYING TO 'KILL THINGS' AND POUND THINGS DOWN, WHY NOT TRY TO BOOST THE EFFICIENCY AND EFFICACY OF THE IMMUNE SYSTEM?








     And that was that.  I was introduced to Echinacea purpurea, I studied it to death, used it, learned about other herbs, applied my biochemical knowledge to those and to amino acids, vitamins and all sorts of other naturally occurring substances and here we are.  Eventually, I was able to decrease the frequency and severity of my daughter's constant infections.  She did, indeed, have a major and messy tonsillectomy in her early twenties with antibiotics and traditional pain medications.  Finally, several months after her cleansing surgery, a combination of traditional and alternative modalities have kept her in greatly improved health over-all.
     I am telling you this story, for I've applied this very same rationale to asthma cases.  Nothing breaks my heart more than to see some poor child and the parents suffer in fear with this horrible condition.  THE GOOD NEWS IS THAT THERE IS HOPE FOR IMPROVEMENT IF YOU WILL JUST BEAR WITH ME AS I PRESENT IT TO YOU!  Part of my major 'life's-work' is to share the knowledge that I have to help others and asthma is one of those conditions that can really benefit from the natural approach.
     I would like to address you as if you were sitting here with me with your personal questions.  While I am unable to give you specific advice without knowing your individual medical history, I can share some valuable insight with you which may well set your mind at rest.  I want to share with you information and advice which will lessen your 'fear of things' if you happen to suffer from asthma and some other allergic responses that have you living great anxiety.  The specifics here are prompted from the recent mail I've received and if you have a question of your own, just email me at: BarbaraKSexton@aol.com  I will help if I can.
     FIRST of ALL:  If you have asthma, you need to be under the care of a medical doctor.  You must learn to determine and then avoid any and all triggers.  It is of vital importance that you avoid penicillin, for instance, if you are allergic to it and you should wear a medic alert bracelet and carry a card to that effect.  Don't feel silly carrying a note on you that you are allergic to shellfish, for instance, if it will kill you!  It is not always easy to know what's in the dishes we eat in restaurants and at dinner parties and a simple notification could save your life in the event of a severe asthmatic emergency situation.
    SECONDLY:  If you have mild-to-moderate asthma, there are many easy-to-use NATURAL TREATMENTS you can avail yourself of....with the okay of your regular medical doctor, that is.  I urge you to seek out a physician who has knowledge of "Alternative" or "Complementary" Medicine, or who, at least is 'open' to your participating in intelligent self-care under the advice of someone like myself in your area.  If your medical doctor balks at anything 'alternative/complementary', I suggest that you find a healthcare provider who is more enlightened pronto.  Such closemindedness is not in your best interest and as a patient you must assert your 'patients' rights' or have someone close to you do it for you.






     THIRDLY:  No matter how bad things are in terms of severity of 'attacks', I promise you that almost always things can be improved for you.  I'm not saying that it is possible to make someone who is 'asthmatic'  suddenly 'not asthmatic', but you can decrease the frequency and tendency to 'react' by following and utilizing some basic tenets I will be sharing with you.  I will also show you how to deal with asthmatic epidsodes when inhaler use is contraindicated.  And I have something natural for you to safely use between inhaler treatments, which can a real life-saver in some settings.
     FOURTH: Take responsibility for your health.  Only you know best how you feel, what works for you and what makes things worse.  If you need to, enlist the aid of a trusted loved one to help advocate for you when you visit the doctor.  Don't be shy!  A good physician always appreciates when patients take responsibility for themselves.  Read all you can on asthma.  Network and share information and be critical of everything you encounter until and unless it proves to work for you.
    FIFTH:  KEEP A DIARY.  Note times, things, foods, places, environmental conditions, etc so should an asthmatic episode occur, you will be able to analyze it in retrospect.  Be sure to note in that diary the specific treatment methods you've used per doctor's orders, how they worked and follow-up with recovery information.  If and when you try some of my alternative suggestions or those you've learned of elsewhere, be sure to note those as well.  Try to determine what drug/herb or drug/vitamin combination helps make your medications work better, worse or don't have any noticeable effects.

     What I am presenting you here with are some valuable tools that may not be so obvious to all.  I pray you consider them for yourselves and meet with success.  Feel free to send me your feedback, if you are so inclined.   Your health and well-being are most important to us at http://www.dearoneshealingministry.blogspot.com/ .
     The main thing is that your quality of life and that of your loved ones are improved, so that you can be the very best you can be.  God gives us so many good things...if only we have the wisdom to recognize and use them...as He intends us to!
With Love in Christ,
Rev Barbara Sexton
"The Biblical Biochemist-Where Science Meets the Cross"
http://www.dearoneshealingministry.blogspot.com/

"Wedding Chronicles: Marriage Jokes" By Rev Barbara Sexton www.DearOnesHealingMinistry.blogspot.com

Well, it turns out 'church' is actually good for things other than the holidays like Easter and Christmas and WEDDINGS are one of them.  Whooda thunk it?  Since we are fast approaching the 'wedding season', I am starting off here with a "DOHM Wedding Series" of stories, information, etc relating to this fine topic.  If you have an upcoming marriage you would like to have featured here at http://www.dearoneshealingministry.blogspot.com/ ... just let me know by emailing me at BarbaraKSexton@aol.com. 

Now on to a few jokes : )

Sign outside an Ormond-by-the-Sea, FL, church: “There are some questions that can’t be answered by Google.” —via George Goldtrap

Sign outside Covenant Moravian Church, York, PA:
"Now open between Christmas and Easter.” —via Duane Zwiers, No. St. Paul, MN

Sign outside Covenant Moravian Church, York, PA:
“Come early for a good back seat.” —via Rev. Dean Jurgen

FOR THE GALS:

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A pastor met a woman at whose wedding he had officiated years ago. “And does your husband  always live up to the promises he made during his courtship days?” the pastor asked.
“He sure does,” she snapped. “In those days he kept saying he wasn’t good enough for me, and he has been proving it ever since.”
—Tal Bonham
AND IN THE SPIRIT OF BEING 'FAIR AND BALANCED'...
FOR THE GUYS:



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“By all means, marry. If you get

a good wife, you’ll become happy;

if you get a bad one, you’ll become

a philosopher.” —Socrates

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All jokes aside, we are entering the exciting nuptial season and we wish all happy and excited couples the best of everything as they prepare for their big day.  And we wish the same for their lucky parents, wedding attendants, families and friends.  Weddings, as with other major milestones in life, provide an opportunity to savor the journey as much as the destination...if only we remember and take care to do so!

God Bless you on your way and may He help you get everything needed done for a perfect day and for a perfect union.

Rev Barbara Sexton
Jokes reprinted joyfully with permission via paid subscription:  http://www.JoyfulNoiseletter.com/index.asp

With terrific graphics by www.JellyMuffin.com
Reverend Barb says, "THEY BOTH HAVE REALLY GOOD STUFF! "
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LOVE IS GOOD AT ANY AGE By Rev Barbara Sexton "The Biblical Biochemist-Where Science Meets the Cross" DOHM

courtesy http://www.free-clipart-pictures.net/frog_clipart.html

A Joke From the latest Issue of "The Joyful Noiseletter" June/July 2010

An elderly man, on his way to fish in a lake, heard a voice coming from the grass. It was a frog.
“Hey, you,” the frog entreated. “Please pick me up and kiss me. If you do, I will become your beautiful bride.”
The man reached down, took the frog in his hands, and placed him in his large coat pocket. The frog cried out in disbelief from the pocket: “Hey, didn’t you hear me? I told you if you kissed me, I’d turn into a beautiful bride!”
“Thanks for the offer,” the fisherman replied, “but at my age I’d just as soon have a talking frog.”
—via Fr. James P. Walker
The Catholic Exponent
Youngstown, OH
posted here with from permission from http://www.thejoyfulnoiseletter.com/  (paid subscription)

"A SILLY CHRISTIAN JOKE" POSTED BY REV BARB SEXTON DEAR ONES HEALING MINISTRY

courtesy of http://www.gospelgifs.com/ original art by Jim Sutton

JOKE: A father was at the beach with his children when the four-year-old son ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and lead him to the shore where a seagull lay dead in the sand.

"Daddy, what happened to him?" the son asked.

"He died and went to Heaven," the Dad replied.

The boy thought a moment and then said,

"Did God throw him back down?"

(I've no idea where this came from, except to say that I found it printed on a little piece of paper in the bottom of a file drawer I was cleaning out.  Please let me know if you know the source. Thanks! Blessings, Rev Barb)

You Might Be In The Wrong Church If...PART 1 By Reverend Barbara Sexton Jan 21, 2010

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YOU MIGHT BE IN THE WRONG CHURCH IF...PART 1
By Reverend Barbara Sexton  1/21/10
You Might Be In The Wrong Church If...
YOU VISIT THE CHURCH OFFICE & THEY TELL YOU THEY CAN'T HELP YOU CAUSE "YOU'RE NOT A MEMBER"!
You Might Be In The Wrong Church If...
YOU ARE TOLD SPECIFICALLY HOW MUCH & WHEN TO TITHE. JUST FOR FUN ASK...'WHY?'
You Might Be In The Wrong Church If...
THE GUY NEXT TO YOU PUTS THE 'LIP-LOCK' ON YOU DURING 'THE PASSING-OF-THE-PEACE'!

You Might Be In The Wrong Church If...
PASTOR DRIVES A CADILLAC & SPORTS A MINK COAT AND HAT FOR WORSHIP IN A DIRT POOR AREA.

You Might Be In The Wrong Church If...
PASTOR DOESN'T 'REALLY BELIEVE IN AN AFTERLIFE, BUT PREACHES THE 'PARTY LINE' FOR THE OLD-TIMERS ANYWAY.


You Might Be In The Wrong Church If...
PASTOR TELLS YOU WHO AND WHAT TO VOTE FOR IN ANY ELECTION.

You Might Be In The Wrong Church If...
PASTOR TELLS YOU THAT YOU DON'T CORRECTLY UNDERSTAND SOMETHING BECAUSE 'SATAN HAS CLOUDED YOUR BRAIN'.

You Might Be In The Wrong Church If...
PASTOR CLAIMS TO KNOW THE MIND OF SATAN & WHAT HE'S UP TO.. (See above)

You Might Be In The Wrong Church If...
AT ANY TIME, YOUR PEW SEAT LOCATION IS BASED UPON HOW GOOD A 'TITHER' YOU ARE.

You Might Be In The Wrong Church If...
AT ANY TIME, THE 'GOOD TITHERS' ARE REGULARLY ALLOWED TO 'CUT IN' ON THE BUFFET LINES : )

You Might Be In The Wrong Church If...
FOLKS 'DON'T JUST ROLL WITH IT' WHEN AN OLD-TIMER LETS ONE RIP AT A CRITICAL TIME IN PASTOR'S SERMON.

AND.....
You Might Be In The Wrong Church If...
OLD-TIMERS ARE SENT TO THE BATHROOM WHEN THEY GET 'GASSY' DURING WORSHIP (Believe me, it's embarrassing ;)

WITH LOVE IN CHRIST
Reverend Barb Sexton Dear Ones Healing Ministry     January 21, 2010