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YOU MIGHT BE IN THE WRONG CHURCH IF...PART 1
By Reverend Barbara Sexton 1/21/10
You Might Be In The Wrong Church If...
YOU VISIT THE CHURCH OFFICE & THEY TELL YOU THEY CAN'T HELP YOU CAUSE "YOU'RE NOT A MEMBER"!
You Might Be In The Wrong Church If...
YOU ARE TOLD SPECIFICALLY HOW MUCH & WHEN TO TITHE. JUST FOR FUN ASK...'WHY?'
You Might Be In The Wrong Church If...
THE GUY NEXT TO YOU PUTS THE 'LIP-LOCK' ON YOU DURING 'THE PASSING-OF-THE-PEACE'!
You Might Be In The Wrong Church If...
PASTOR DRIVES A CADILLAC & SPORTS A MINK COAT AND HAT FOR WORSHIP IN A DIRT POOR AREA.
You Might Be In The Wrong Church If...
PASTOR DOESN'T 'REALLY BELIEVE IN AN AFTERLIFE, BUT PREACHES THE 'PARTY LINE' FOR THE OLD-TIMERS ANYWAY.
You Might Be In The Wrong Church If...
PASTOR TELLS YOU WHO AND WHAT TO VOTE FOR IN ANY ELECTION.
You Might Be In The Wrong Church If...
PASTOR TELLS YOU THAT YOU DON'T CORRECTLY UNDERSTAND SOMETHING BECAUSE 'SATAN HAS CLOUDED YOUR BRAIN'.
You Might Be In The Wrong Church If...
PASTOR CLAIMS TO KNOW THE MIND OF SATAN & WHAT HE'S UP TO.. (See above)
You Might Be In The Wrong Church If...
AT ANY TIME, YOUR PEW SEAT LOCATION IS BASED UPON HOW GOOD A 'TITHER' YOU ARE.
You Might Be In The Wrong Church If...
AT ANY TIME, THE 'GOOD TITHERS' ARE REGULARLY ALLOWED TO 'CUT IN' ON THE BUFFET LINES : )
You Might Be In The Wrong Church If...
FOLKS 'DON'T JUST ROLL WITH IT' WHEN AN OLD-TIMER LETS ONE RIP AT A CRITICAL TIME IN PASTOR'S SERMON.
AND.....
You Might Be In The Wrong Church If...
OLD-TIMERS ARE SENT TO THE BATHROOM WHEN THEY GET 'GASSY' DURING WORSHIP (Believe me, it's embarrassing ;)
WITH LOVE IN CHRIST
Reverend Barb Sexton Dear Ones Healing Ministry January 21, 2010
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